The Difference Between Men and Women

This is something I’ve come across while looking through my books and I thought it was hilarious and just wanted to share it with all of you out there needing a good laugh 🙂

Nicknames

If Laura, Suzanne, and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other “Laura”, “Suzanne”, and “Sarah”.

If Mike, Charlie, Dave, and John go out, they will refer to each other as “Fat Boy”, “Stinky”, “Dude”, and “Four-eyes”.

Eating Out

When the girls get their bill, out comes the pocket calculator.

When the bill comes, Mike, Charlie, Dave, and John will each throw in RM10, even though it’s only for RM32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none of them will actually admit they want their change back.

Money

A woman will pay RM1 for a RM2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

A man will pay RM2 for a RM1 item he needs.

Bathrooms

The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

Arguments

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after an argument is the beginning of a whole new argument.

Cats

Women love cats.

Men says they love cats, but when the women aren’t looking, men kicks the cats.

Future

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

Success

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Marriage

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

A woman marries a man expecting the he will change, but he doesn’t.

Dressing Up

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals, and then only if they are his own.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book and get the post.

Offspring

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Ah children! A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears, hopes, and dreams.

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Whoever wrote this at that time (year 2002) must have been disillusioned. As we all know, now, in the present, compared to the past, men and women have changed a lot. Where women are becoming more aggressive and men becoming softer. However, there are also men and women who live strictly to these traditional times where men are the ones who wear the pants in the house and women are there solely for the purpose of becoming a slave to the husband and a loving mother to the children.

I might sound discriminating and disgusted, but in actuality, I am most fascinated as to the how the human instinct works. For example, a man, dissatisfied with with work, goes home and vents their frustration at their wives and children. Women, feeling frustrated, feel it’s their right to shop endlessly and or, eat.

I however, embarrassed to say, I tend to vent and throw my frustration into my possessions. Not only that, I do hide in my room for days just staring out the window, not moving or eating, it’s like I’ve gone into a depressed state that I can’t seem to snap out from. But then again, my emotions usually run rampant for about a day or two and then I feel fine again. Yes, I tend to do that. The longest would be three days, I suppose…

Didn’t mean to bore you all 😛 was just ranting about my depression phase when all I wanted to talk about the difference between a man and a woman. Oh well… 😡 I’ll talk about it the next time then…till then, cheerios~

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3 Comments

  1. April 16, 2007 at 3:02 am

    excuse me, best blog of all time? Could you be more disgusting? A bitch like you, a beginner like you to be nominated? Hahahahahaha… you’re not even original, attention seeking whore. Laugh at yourself, call yourself a beauty? Then the man will have to cry because there ain’t any other beauties left. You just don’t know how to blog. Nevermind, I will still stalk on you! 😀

    Jessica:
    Oh wow!! I have hate comment!! Yay!! My FIRST EVER!!! Omg!! This is TRULY a moment to cherish 😀 Lol, I am just speechless o.o” the fact that you’re hitting on me is cause my BLOG in that category CAUGHT your eye, didn’t it? And if you plan to STALK me, then I MUST be THAT awesome now, aren’t I? So PLEASE, continue to stalk me 😀

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