“Me”

Bits and Pieces of the Seeker – What might or might not be revealed…

What is your name?
Jessica

When were you born?
Around early April… (no specifics)

Where were you born?
Somewhere in Malaysia… (no specifics)

What are your strengths?
Reading, looking through your soul, able to say sorry when necessary, being me.

What are your weaknesses?
The inability to say “NO”, finding faults in everyone and everything, easily bored, being me.

What kind of ability do you work best with?
Being the tough, know it all.

Where would you be in 10 years time?
I’ll most probably take over the world and make you all my slaves…
I’ll most probably be an evil genius in hypnotizing your weak mind…
A psychologist.

What is your proudest achievement?
Mmm, defying my parents and getting my first phone ever =P

If you were on a lunch date and you ordered a rare steak and they brought it to you well done, what would you do?
Nothing, except maybe slapping my hand on my forehead going “I forgot I HATE my food underdone!” and give a huge tip at the end of my meal =D

Why is there fuzz on a tennis ball?
I have absolutely no idea, maybe because the creator dropped his creation into his own pile of shavings?

If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you be?
Perth, Australia

How would you feel about working for someone who knows less than you?
I’d say “Live and let live” and continue to be smarter than you X3

What are you most proud of?
My bed.

What do you like to do?
I’d like to take over your soul
I’d like to be alone when it’s raining.

What are your lifelong dreams?
To be cuddled in my loved one’s arms.

What do you ultimately want to become?
Myself.

What kind of car do you drive?
None cause I’m a hazardous driver and I prefer to be chauffeured.

What’s the last book you read?
“How I Stole Her Husband”.

What magazines do you subscribe to?
I don’t.

If you were an animal, which one would you want to be?
Mmmm…a cat, they have it easy, all they do is cuddle in a corner and sleep, eat, get petted, love showered upon…

Do you have plans to have children in the near future?
In the near future, no. But eventually there will be kids.

How long will it take for you to make a significant contribution?
When it is significant enough.

Are you willing to relocate?
Yes.

What would you do if you won the lottery?
I’d buy the Nokia N Series phone, the N93i, an Apple laptop, a new bed, hand over 20% to my family, and save the rest of the money for my future.

Tell me about a time when you had to give someone difficult feedback. How did you handle it?
It was at home when my parents asked me about our previous maid’s performance, it was bad, therefore I said it was bad. I handled it a lil awkwardly cause I didn’t want her to be fired just cause of only MY opinion…

What is your greatest failure, and what did you learn from it?
Letting go of someone I dearly loved, I’ve learnt not to take my loved ones for granted anymore.

What irritates you about other people, and how do you deal with it?
That they think they’re cool when they’re not; that they have it the hardest and should be given self-pity and pats…

What is your greatest fear?
Of being alone, without family, relatives, loved ones and friends.

What’s the most important thing you’ve learned in school?
Never give in to peer pressure.

What three character traits would your friends use to describe you?
Evil, sarcastic, and naive (Evil and naive SO do NOT go together…)

List five words that describe your character.
Naive – Not being able to say “NO”
Evil – The need for dominating the world is overwhelming, but not to me.
Lazy – Feel like a sleepy Sunday afternoon…everyday
Sarcastic – Finds faults in every little thing
Perfectionist – Disorganized placement of things annoys me…

Sell me this pencil.
I’d sell it to you, but are you willing to pay the price for it? What’s the price? Your soul, kthx!

Do you think a leader should be feared or liked?
Both.

What’s the most difficult decision you’ve made in the last two years?
What I wanna to with my life.

What do you like to do for fun?
Making nice signatures and banners and logos with photoshop.

What do you do in your spare time?
Watch Japanese Anime.

How do you feel about taking no for an answer?
Depends on what you’re saying “No” to.

What was the most difficult period in your life, and how did you deal with it?
When my friends all died and left me alone in this cruel living world…i dealt with it by living…

What is your favorite memory from childhood?
My favorite memory from my childhood would most probably be when I had a ponytail haircut where at the bottom of my back hair, a tail was protruding like a stingray’s tail. Why I did this was because my neighbor (a lil boy) did the same thing and at that time, I practically worshiped him *.*

Tell me one thing about yourself you wouldn’t want me to know.
The one thing I wouldn’t tell is something you want me to tell you but you know I wouldn’t.

Tell me the difference between good and exceptional.
Good – I tell you to do something and you do it.
Exceptional – You give me something I know I want but didn’t know I wanted it in the first place.

Why did your choose your major?
To rule the world by hypnotizing you and or by making you more depressed than you already are.
To help people.

What is your biggest regret, and why?
What – Not trashing this questions.
Why – Cause there’s too many!!

What are three positive character traits you don’t have?
Positive Self Regard, Unconditional Love, 100% Kindness

What irritates you about other people, and how do you deal with it?
WTH, you asked this before =.=

How many times do a clock’s hands overlap in a day?
23, but hey, who’s counting?

If you could choose one superhero power, what would it be and why?
Mind Reading Power. So I’d know what you think about these questions and my answers.

What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the last year?
Errr…I only watched “House of Mahjung” this year…I’d like to watch “Ghost Rider” sometime this month…

With your eyes closed, tell me step-by-step how to tie my shoes.
1 – Dump your current shoes in the trash
2 – Buy a new pair of “smart shoes” that doesn’t need your minuscule brain to tie it.

Who are your heroes?
Me, myself and I
No comment.

Tell me 10 ways to use a pencil other than writing.
1 – Draw
2 – Scribble
3 – To nibble on
4 – To throw at annoying people
5 – To make irritating “tap tap tap” on the surface of the table
6 – To fiddle with it using hand stunts
7 – To make pencil castles
8 – To make stick figures
9 – To sell it and earning more souls for myself
10 – To poke you for making me answer these questions…